Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Marys movie review

Last night i watched 2 movies. and here is the common tie... "twins"

first movie: The Boondock Saints

I must say this movie was much better than i originally anticipated. Its a story about 2 irish brothers who decide they are going to be vigilanties and kill off wrong do-ers. And thats what they do. they take out the entire russian mob that is trying to run boston. With a little help from a friend nicknamed the funny guy, they take out anyone not deserving to live.

The best part is the cop played by William DaFoe. Does a excellent job crossdressing.

I was sad to see some of the scenes they cut. they would have been hillarious in the actual movie. Like the scene where their mom is tits drunk telling them shes gunna kill herself and fucks around with them untill she just starts laughing. Good scene.

I gave it a 9/10. why not 10? cuz it wasnt long enough. damnit.

"Never shall the innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."

the second movie was: EuroTrip

Once again, the theme being twins. I loved this movie. made me LOL a few times. I remember last year at my brothers graduation everyone singing this song called scotty doesnt know. it was catchy. so i downloaded it and just thought it was a good song by the band lustra. psht. that song made WAY more sense since i watched the movie. DUR! Scottie is the main charected whom was dating a girl named fiona. fiona is a whore. and was sleeping around on him and the guy wrote a song about it. skip forward to scott finding out MIKE was MIKA from germany; a penpal of his, he HAD to find her in berlin. Twins make out, people chased by naked people, fake trips, good times.
i give it a 8/10

so there you have it, my retarded movie review of our trip to walmart to buy 2 movies i have never seen. and i dont regret it!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The birthday is nearing


Rob is going to be 21 on friday. So i departed into the pandemonium that is bestbuy and walmart during regift/return season. i originally wanted to buy him :

but i looked high and low thru all the cds. even the ones not even in the "little big town" slot. to see if someone picked it up and put it back where it didnt belong. but to no avail. so i did the next best thing... random cd he doesnt own yet:


and about a hour ago i got a stroke of genius. i know how much he wants that cd, so i searched torrents and downloaded the entire album... well im trying. not so easy. only 2 ppl in the network have it. and like 30 want it. so its goin slowly.

i also redid my myspace... www.myspace.com/tattoodmary

Tuesday, January 03, 2006


Happy new year. It was good times i guess. rob got to my place around 6ish and we sat around and bullshitted nsuch. then the next day we all met up at red lobster. For those of you who havent had the
"oppourtunity" to dine at red lobster... dont. i have yet to have a good experience there. I ordered my normal chicken strips and french fries only to be greeted with a shitty seating choice since they didnt hear "smoking preference." so all 15 of us got to move to another room. I recieved said meal only to find that it resembled that of something from mcdonalds. the chicken instead of battered dipped were gross chicken nuggets. And my fries were cold. luckily i already had my salad cuz that was all i ate. they said they ran out the day before so thats what they were using. so i told them to take it back. they returned and said they had the other stuff but wanted to get rid of the other crap first so they remade my lunch but by then i was no longer hungry. took the crap home and reheated it in the deep fryer.not so bad. but still a shitty experience. I was sick all day and jillian was pumpin me full of zanax so id stop being on the verge of tears.

Returned to the home to open presents. Rob got a crockpot, a shirt, gloves, a poker game, wallclock, and a tar'get gift card. I recieved a 25$ gift card to best buy, 50$ from uncle clyde, a retchid holiday sweater from grandma, and a horrid set of purple sheets from grandma. the latter of the 2 will be returned on my arrival home. so i bought 37$ worth of gas and bought myself and rob each a 12 pack of beers. we then departed from the house to head to home to unpack and get ready to goto aunt stephs house. we got there and started drinking a little here and there. overall i drank 3 beers all night. midnight hit and me and rob locked lips to ring in the new year.but then that was quickly taken away by his parents wanting hugs. made a lot of noise, lit a lot of fireworks. it was a really good time.

so we woke up and had belgian waffles which was alright. got home and got me a lovely nap while rob went to his nans to have dinner with the family. and then they all went to see chronicles of narnia. as for tomorrow goes... rob is going to meet up with his dad and then meet up with me and jillian at terminix to pick up the new couch and then jillian and i are going to lunch. then i have no idea whats going on. i am going to hang out here till tuesday. then come back friday or something. His parents leave a week from tomorrow.

so theres marys big fat holiday update. enjoy.